Manhattan Haikus

Starbucks closed early
Gonna have to pee in cup
Tastes like their coffee

3 months ago

A great deal on rent
2500 per month
I don’t need to eat

4 months ago -

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I see Nuts 4 Nuts
It smells good. I know it’s not.
You win. I’ll buy some.

4 months ago -

1

O corned beef sandwich
Can I get you normal sized?
Unhinging my jaw

4 months ago

Rat on the platform
Whoever said Manhattan
Is lacking wildlife?

4 months ago

Giant couch on sale
Housing Works has got the goods
How to get this home?

4 months ago

My dog the hunter
Searching for elusive prey
Sidewalk chicken bone

4 months ago

Excuse me, Madam
I know there’s some space between
But your ass won’t fit

4 months ago

Reading New Yorker
For cartoons is like reading
Playboy for the text

4 months ago

Ah, New York City
Home to world’s greatest cuisine
Let’s try Applebee’s

4 months ago -

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Old Chinese woman
Wearing Beats by Dr. Dre
You have real street cred

4 months ago

The enchanting sounds
Of the rare kookaburra
Nope, a crazy man

4 months ago -

1

The subway poster
Tells me to get a degree
As a hip DJ

4 months ago

Bookseller on street
So much variety here
So much Stephen King

4 months ago

What? A cute café?
I could bring dates here for snacks
Oh wait, It’s a gym

4 months ago